Lol. Still makes me laugh.

Unfortunately a psychotic virgin, starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set her eyes on you.

I see.

You are really unlucky. Blame it on your habitual actions.

Pārsteidzoši maz.

Cik bieži?
Every now and then. Vārda retākajā nozīmē.
Bet gadās.